I’ve used a spreadsheet to plan my granny square blanket in order to figure out how to get as many unique squares as possible.

This makes me insanely happy.

I often wondered why my mother had a bottle of Valium in her bathroom cupboard. Because being a housewife is freaking boring, that’s why. You have to be high to get through the day. Thirty-five years later, I’m still shocked I’m not in a recovery home.

In other news, I decided my bestie needed a Baby “The Child” Yoda doll. So, I’m making her one. We’ll see how it goes. The little guy is turning out to be not so little.

This is take 2 with a slightly finer yarn and a much small hook and it’s going to be bigger than what is shown in the pattern picture. Whatever, I’m not starting over again.